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Dimmack's secret training camps
It is with great deal of embarrassment that I have to reveal that fourth XI manager Gary Dimmack has been holding secret training sessions to encourage his players to come round to his way of thinking.
The findings are particularly grotesque.
Gary is famed for always being the first person to get naked after a game and the sight of him parading around collecting match subs while wearing nothing but a smile has become common place in the fourth XI dressing room.
Now his players are starting to catch the bug. Below is a photo from one of these training sessions where Gary teaches them how to build a defensive wall.
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Be warned, it is sick.
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If you're under the age of eighteen, or of a nervous disposition, please switch your computer off now.
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Sorry folks.
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